Is this like a running fad now.
Like I keep seeing this and I really want to do it.
So without further ado:
K, SO, once upon a time there was this really annoying little girl, her name was Eve and she was like in the fifth grade or maybe sixth or something like that
and she had this "friend" (YOUSEETHEQUOTATIONMARKSTHATMEANSSHE'SNOTREALLYMYFRIEND) and she was like,
"Hey, Eve, lol you should like totally join this website it's like art and occasionally there's porn on the front page"
and she was like damn porn, okay let's do it.
But she was on a different account that she is now
for reasons that I won't go into
so young one Eve joined this deviantART and then she was like lol what now
first she started posting really bad art
and continued posting really bad art
now she doesn't post at all
but her bad art has made her art get uh... yeh
it's gotten better I guess
but anyway I'm supposed to be telling a story.
young Eve got older I guess
and she cringes at some of the old things that she's got on here
and she wonders how in the hell people watched her in the first place
but she can't exactly delete it all because then her account would look brand new
so she's just gonna post her drawings now despite most of them being on paper and not digital
because tbh she doesn't really have the attention span for it anymore
yet she can sit and write until six in the morning
And she's probably going to start posting her writing
because she's gotten a lot better at that
and like damn, words
Oh yeah, and somewhere along the way she got a tablet.
approximately sometime in December
for her birthday
so yeh, that's my dA story. It's the best.
EXCEPT I WAS ACTUALLY LYING AND WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION, ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL FAKE AND I'M FAKE AND YOUR WHOLE REALITY IS FAKE AND YOU CREATED DEVIANTART IN THE DEPTHS OF YOUR FICTIONAL MIND TO QUENCH YOUR ARTISTIC THIRST, AND I'M TELLING YOU NOW THAT I PROGRAMMED THIS MESSAGE TO SOMEHOW APPEAR TO YOU IN YOUR DREAM AND YOU NEED TO WAKE UP--
...Hey you know, that's actually not a bad idea for a story. .-.
Listening to: daze
Watching: My cat
Playing: Animal Crossing
Eating: My fucking mouth hurts
Drinking: My fucking mouth hurts